So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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