o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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