This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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