Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
I have post one night stand depression
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