I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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