Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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