You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Theres two guys using a blow up doll to hold their beers while they float around the pool
Im on my way, tell them to get ready for a high-five
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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