I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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