Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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