If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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