i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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