I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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