I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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