I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I just want nice things and good sex
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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