She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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