what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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