Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
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