Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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