What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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