Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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