dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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