is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
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