Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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