Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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