Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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