Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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