I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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