I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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