Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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