I wanna bring you to show and tell
That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
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