hell yes lets make some ravioli
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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