***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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