doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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