Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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