That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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