Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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