I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
If that was your dad, he is hot
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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