So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
God I need to hump something, right now.
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