He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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