dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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