Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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