So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
he thought i was a dude.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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