I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
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