Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
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