yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
What the hell happened to my hand?
Well, you got in a fight with a cabbie while jaywalking, but we got you to walk away. The problem was 80 blocks away, when you punched a parked taxi for "running you over".
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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