I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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