I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
