Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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