I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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