Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
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