Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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