this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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