I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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